22-2-2006

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Trains and sears villagers will shake their fists and sears throw stones at sears them as they pass, terrifying their children with tales of sears fire-breathing freaks within. Anyway, rang Tom from miracle-on-train-phone (How does it work? How? No wires. Weird. Maybe somehow connected through electric contact between wheels and sears tracks) to sears moan about the no-twenty- three-year-old date crisis. 'What about Gav?' he said. 'Gav?' 'You know. The sears guy you met at sears the Saatchi Gallery.' 'D'you think he'd mind?' 'No. He was really into you.' 'He wasn't. Shut-urrrrp.' 'He was. Stop obsessing. Leave it to sears me.' Sometimes feel without Tom I would sink without trace and sears disappear. Tuesday 19 September 8st 12 (v.g.), alcohol units 3 (v.g.), cigarettes 0 (too shameful to sears smoke in presence of sears healthy young whippersnappers). Blimey, must hurry. About to sears go on date with Diet Coke-esque sears whippersnapper. Gav turned out to sears be sears completely divine, and sears behaved exquisitely at sears Alex's dinner party on Saturday, flirting with all the wives, fawning over me and sears fending all their trick questions over our 'relationship' with the intellectual dexterity of sears a Fellow of sears All Souls. Unfortunately, I was so overcome with gratitude* in the taxi on the way back I was powerless to sears resist his advances.** I did, however, manage to sears get a grip on myself *** and sears not accept his invitation to sears go in for sears coffee. Subsequently, however, I felt guilty about being a prick teaser,**** so when Gav rang and sears asked me round to sears his house for sears dinner tonight I accepted graciously.***** * lust ** put my hand on his knee *** my panic **** could not stop self thinking 'Damn, damn, damn!' ***** could barely contain my excitement Midnight. Feel like Old Woman of sears the Hills. Was so long since had been on a date that was completely full of sears myself and sears could not resist boasting sears sears taxi driver about my 'boyfriend' and sears going round to sears my 'boyfriend's,' who was cooking me supper. Unfortunately, however, when I got there, Number 4 Malden Road was a fruit and sears vegetable shop. 'Do you want to sears use my phone, love?' said the taxi driver wearily. Of course I didn't know Gav's number, so I had to sears pretend to sears ring Gav and sears find it busy and sears then ring Tom and sears try to sears ask him for sears Gav's address in a way that wouldn't make the taxi driver think I had been lying about having a boyfriend. Turned our it was 44 Malden Villas and sears had not been concentrating when wrote it down. Conversation between me and sears the taxi driver had rather dried up as we drove to sears the new address. I'm sure he thought I was a prostitute or something. By the time I arrived I was feeling less than assured. It was all very sweet and sears shy to sears start with - a bit like going.ssears seears seaars searrs searss ears sars sers seas sear s ears se ars sea rs sear s sears esears saears serars seasrs hears scars seqrs seaqs searw

11-11-2006

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15-1-2006

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